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Dive into Craven’s Lexicon

Welcome to a treasure trove of terms that only the most eccentric of minds could conjure. Whether you’re curious about the finer points of “gimperous” tendencies, the nuances of “gitisme,” or the sartorial elegance of “pammerin’” attire, this glossary is your indispensable guide to navigating the twisted corridors of Craven’s fictionalised Bristol.

19 terms

  • Machiavelli’s sneering smile /ˌmæk.i.əˈvel.iz ˈsnɪə.rɪŋ ˈsmaɪl/

    The grin under which Squalor imagines the play to have been composed: policy, duplicity and theatrical malice reduced to facial expression.

  • Maiouma /maɪˈuː.mə/

    Hot-tub rite of personal disintegration. Psorietes comes to slump and brood in it; management later contrives to turn the same maiouma into an event.

  • Manus destris (n. phrase) /ˈmeɪ.nʊs ˈdɛs.trɪs/

    Right hand. [Latin]

    • Latin
  • Maomentum /ˌmaʊ.əʊˈmen.təm/

    Nonbinary brown-shirted dignity squad and personal security arm of the acid-chucking left. Bicycle chains, billiard-ball socks and revolutionary crowd control by direct action.

  • Mark Antony /ˌmɑːk ˈæn.tə.ni/

    Roman and Shakespearean lover summoned by the narrator only to be denied. Cheseham’s Charybdis courtship wants an Antony; it gets Crass.

  • masque /mɑːsk/

    Masked dramatic entertainment, here weaponised by Chlamydia as an instrument of public unmasking. The Dogger's Dinner is revenge with stage directions.

  • Meltemi (n.) /ˈmɛl.tə.miː/

    Strong, dry wind afflicting Greek summer.

  • Membrum virile (n. phrase) /ˈmɛmbrəm vɪˈraɪli/

    A gentleman’s Honourable Member [Latin]. Todger. Willy. Thing. Einäugigenhosenschlange, as our Teutonic friends would not put it.

    • Latin
  • Mésalliance (n.) /ˌmeɪ.zəˈlɑːns/

    Unstable alliance of non-converging interests [French].

    • French
  • Mezzanine membership /ˈmez.ə.niːn ˈmem.bə.ʃɪp/

    Second-class gym salvation. Membership sufficient for the mezzanine, insufficient for the sacred waters.

  • Minchia che segoiolo (n. phrase) /ˈmɪn.kiː.ə kɛ ˈsɛ.dʒoʊ.iː.loʊ/

    Christ what a wanker. [Italian]

    • Italian
  • Molotov cocktails /ˈmɒl.ə.tɒf ˈkɒk.teɪlz/

    Petrol bomb. The preferred meeting paper of the more practical wing of the Cause.

  • Monchild-Rothsanto project /ˈmɒn.tʃaɪld ˈrɒθ.sæn.təʊ ˈprɒdʒ.ekt/

    Redevelopment interest poised over Squattocrat Towers. A corporate proper noun carrying demolition in its briefcase.

  • Montypee (n.) /ˈmɒn.taɪ.piː/

    Montpelier. Louche Bristolian suburb populated by Cliftonian failsons. Designated yobbery.

  • Moriscos (n.) /mɒˈrɪs.kɒs/

    Andalusian Moors populating Iberia following its conquest by the Ummayad Caliphate in the early 8th century.

  • Mouton noir (n. phrase) /muːtɔ̃ nwɑr/

    Black sheep [French]. Schwartze Schaffe is the Bosch term.

    • French
  • Munter (n.) /ˈmʌn.tər/

    Idiot.

  • Munter’s Blinding Cider /ˈmʌn.təz ˈblaɪn.dɪŋ ˈsaɪ.də/

    Fermented apple favoured by Solomon and the philosophical poor. Strong enough to illuminate only by extinguishing.

  • Muttigeetin’ hazurrrds /ˈmʌt.i.ɡiː.tɪn ˈhæz.ədz/

    Ian Corby’s rendering of ‘mitigating hazards’. Risk management translated into broad Scots and municipal optimism.

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