Sleaze

…present chronicle has already effected a partial introduction, and the smooth companion whom Mince eke had was named Coaley Sleaze. Messrs Luvvertory and Coaley Sleaze both affected South Asian dress, of which the salwar kameez of Mr Luvvertory who was Mince’s hairy companion was vey dirty and smelt vey strongly of the dirty old man which Mr Luvvertory ineluctably was both phenomenally and eke metaphysically, whereas the salwar kameez of…

“You needn’t look at me,” said Coaley Sleaze the pervert, “my confessedly baroque paraphilia does not by any means extend to brown sauce. Nor does any part of my appanage contractually oblige me in the matter of the provision of adult baby services.”

Vey soon, Slime reappeared in the doorway with that other aficionado of junior portions, Sleaze.

(Enter SLEAZE, with brochures. He sidles up to SULIMAN and is just about to speak to him, but is acknowledged by MR LUVVERTORY.)

(Withywood. The stage is divided between (a) SULIMAN’s and (b) SLEAZE’s properties, there being between the two a holed fence, and (c) an area of common land. Enter SULIMAN, SHEHEREZADE and FADYA into his property. They water the plants, read poetry. Enter, at different times, LITTLE SHIT, FUKBOI, mob GIMPS into the common area, and SLEAZE into his property, where he straightaway applies his eye to the hole, and voys…

(Picton St squat, SLIME crouching upon the stoop with SLEAZE.)

…at the other table, again reading poetry rather than bantering with PUBGIMPS or any such vulgar fellows. Enter SLEAZE. Ignoring SULIMAN, he addresses himself to CHLAMYDIA)

(Enter SLEAZE, who lurks unseen by either protagonist)

(Enter SHEHEREZADE & FADYA into SULIMAN’s garden. Enter SLEAZE into his yard, and applies himself to the hole in the fence)

(Enter SLEAZE with CHLAMYDIA. They sit at another table.)

(SLIME’s new home/cannabis farm in Stapleton. SLIME tending his plants. Enter SLEAZE, unseen by SLIME.)

SLEAZE.