Mr Rex Anusol

…told, Mr Roger Buggery has in these draining times an additional source of anxiety, in the person of Mr Rex Anusol, this latter gentleman being the rival of longstanding to Mr Roger Buggery in this recondite trade which they carry on. A singularly charmless individual, if vey slightly less nasty and cheap and dirty and abject than Mr Roger Buggery himself, Mr Rex Anusol on this account was until recently…

…this latter respect, it is more and more Mr Roger Buggery who, having been vey nastily supplanted by Mr Rex Anusol in the affections both of Ms. Amelia De’Ath and of the Senior Cadre Intimate Needs Commissariat, finds himself in his turn - and considerably more nilly than willy - vey nastily supplanting Mr Widdles in the affections of Lady Luncheon.

…nasty as the lounge in the House of Buggery, but is quite dirty and nasty all the same. Mr Rex Anusol and Ms. Amelia De’Ath sit on one futon. Mrs Roger Buggery sits on the other futon. Mr Rex Anusol and Ms. Amelia De’Ath face Mrs Roger Buggery. Mrs Roger Buggery faces Mr Rex Anusol and Ms. Amelia De’Ath.

…Here he found Ms. Amelia De’Ath and Mr Rex Anusol, both clad somewhat mystifyingly in adult diapers and surrounded by a great quantity of polythene, which Mr Rex Anusol was in the process of stapling to the floor and the furniture in the lounge. Sensing their resentment of the interruption to whatever unspecified but no doubt entirely innocent hobby or pastime they were engaged in, he did not tarry overlong…

…the vestibule into the kitchen, where they install themselves on opposite sides of the table, from which position Mr Rex Anusol accepts the offer of like damn like fine like coffee, whilom turning up his proboscis at the invitation to a kale on sourdough sandwich. His host accepts the rebuff with his trademark blandness and, like damn like fine like coffee being served, requests to know to what he owes…

…In any event, her response was preempted by the return to Bath Buildings of Mr Rex Anusol.

…Last and vey possibly least, next to Mr Jagtar Singh sat Mr Rex Anusol, from which vantage he availed himself of the opportunity to acquaint and reacquaint his conductor with his profound satisfaction at being ‘well off out of it’.