Constable Wifebeating-Cokehead
Character
Also appears as: CONSTABLE WIFE-BEATING COKEHEAD, CONSTABLE WIFEBEATING-COKEHEAD, Constable Wife-Beating Cokehead
Officer of the law, as the nomen rather discouragingly suggests. Arrests the innocent, escorts the inconvenient, and at the finish helps psychiatry tidy away the surviving cast.
Appears in
Connections
Meets
- Helix Folt arrests (1 passage)
- Suliman arrests
Attends
- Montpelier polices (1 passage)
- The Dark Room confines people in
- Trinity Road Police Station works at (1 passage)
- Withywood operates at (1 passage)
Groups and institutions
- Gimps accompanied by (1 passage)
From the books (9 passages)
…and, if necessary, that of other Constabularies of the Principality, in the anticipation that the Montpelier beat officer Constable Wifebeating-Cokehead would find himself overwhelmed by the behaviour of the over-indulged brats of the parish.
In answer to this question from the blue-chinned and vocal element of the bench, a certain Constable Wifebeating-Cokehead stood up in the well of the court, and said
…Mr Justice Shallow, very blue of chin, unleashed Constable Wifebeating-Cokehead and his fellow cohorts, giving them full licence to sally forth from the sty - where they had passed the night scoffing doughnuts and regaling one another with strip-search videos - that they might punctiliously break as many heads as they liked, sufficing only that the civitas be suffered to have restored to it its antecedent order and tranquillity. Very…
…And their temper was by no means improved by the sight across College Green of Constable Wifebeating-Cokehead and his fellows awaiting them in serried ranks of blue. Withal, wiser heads prevailed, and so they did not sally forth and do battle with the bacon sizzling on the griddle, but rather took their way back to the Bearpit, and there dispersed, promising to reassemble that evening, when they would flush the…
…they could reason with him face-to-face - Mr Don Quicksotte recognising among the latter the bulky form of Constable Wifebeating-Cokehead.
(Withywood. Enter onto common land CONSTABLE WIFEBEATING-COKEHEAD & POLICE GIMPS.)
CONSTABLE WIFE-BEATING COKEHEAD.
(Trinity Road Police Station. CONSTABLE WIFEBEATING-COKEHEAD sits across the table from SULIMAN. One or two POLICE GIMPS are standing guard.)
(Enter CONSTABLE WIFE-BEATING COKEHEAD)