The Candidate in the Liberal, or shall we say Whig, interest is Sir Ezra Tertiary-Syphilis, the great tax accountant. Sir Ezra is not of the parish, and helicopters in daily from Guernsey. Sir Ezra helicopters in daily from Guernsey for two purposes. One of these purposes is of course to stand, or at any rate pose, as the Candidate in the Liberal, that is to say Whig interest. The second purpose, with which the first purpose is entirely consonant, is to be in company with his associate and sponsor as Candidate in the Liberal/Whig interest, Sir Hearty Luncheon. The consonance of the two purposes is to be explained by resort to the fact that Sir Hearty finds that it perfectly well suits his own personal purposes also to be the sponsor of the Whig interest, considered as a legal person independently of its representation by Sir Ezra Tertiary-Syphilis. —
Guernsey, Sir Hearty Luncheon, Sir Ezra Tertiary-Syphilis
Whether Sir Ezra Tertiary-Syphilis is elected or ejected as the Candidate in the Liberal interest is a matter of sublime personal indifference to the particular Garter snake in question. That his fellow Garter snake Sir Hearty Luncheon should also be sponsoring Dr Mark Wankstain as the Candidate in the Conservative interest is likewise of no concern whatsoever to Sir Ezra Tertiary-Syphilis. For Sir Ezra prides himself on his professional discretion, and does not go beyond the bounds of his designated role, viz. to helicopter in daily and stand, or at least pose, as the Candidate in the Whig interest. —
Dr Mark Wankstain
“Rilly, Hearty old chum, it is a nothing from one of the little people, a little pimple pimp. I get these all the time. I glue them,” he trills, “in my screp book. Pimms o’clock?” —
Pimms
“No ear,” says Sir Ezra, “deuced if I can make it out, ekshly. Appears to be in that funny lingo they speak, the little people. Likeney.” —
Likeney
The outer door and then the inner door open, discovering an Handjob Luncheon twerp, all exquisite tailoring, cufflinks, blinding teeth. —
Handjob Luncheon twerp
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