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Lady Valerie Inhali

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Also appears as: Lady Valerie, Maecenas Valerie Inhali, Valerie

Clifton grande dame, patroness of impossible artists, serial adulteress and trustee of Lord Snatch. Moves through the novel in a dinosaur onesie, bearing drugs, profanity and an oddly resilient social confidence.

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From the books (5 passages)

Lady Valerie Inhali grunted, and levered herself upright.

“Oh for fuck’s sake, Lordy” sighed Lady Valerie Inhali, “it’s only a fucking onesie, get over it.”

We took our way along Lower Cheltenham Place. At the end thereof, Lady Valerie stopped and looked leftwards up the hill.

“That man is a true fucking poet,” said Lady Valerie vey fiercely, “I will not hear it gainsaid. I epslootly fucking have to meet him.”

“Good Heavens, Valerie!” exclaimed Lord Snatch, “how ever did you escape the clutches of the gimp hunters? And what on earth are you doing demeaning yourself in that disgusting onesie? You are making a spectacle of yourself in front of plebeians.”

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