Guy Pigge
Character
Personal trainer: buff, waxed, opinionated and functionally illiterate. First test pilot of Charybdis, selected by the rare management consensus produced by universal dislike.
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From the books (1 passage)
At length, a candidate acceptable and even agreeable to all parties was found: Guy Pigge, who was one of the personal trainers. Guy Pigge was undoubtedly everything a personal trainer should be. His functional illiteracy having in no way hindered his graduation with a Diploma in Sports Massage, he was toned, buffed, six-packed, and united in his person a particularly trying combination of over-familiarity, strong opinions and profound inarticulacy. Moreover,…