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Emanuel Künt

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Haruspex of Quads & Pex down like fuckin’ Easton. Holistic in aspect, litigious in practice; contracts Boner’s Palsy from the White Willy and replies with compo, sorcery and grievance.

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From the books (2 passages)

…There was a marked over-reliance on torture, and Emanuel Künt the Haruspex of Quads & Pex down like fuckin’ Easton was at times over-enthusiastic in applying creepy hippy massage to persons in order to resolve certain of the less tractable cases of non-compliance which occasionally impeded the proper functioning of that institution. In addition, Quads & Pex down like fuckin’ Easton had an ownership structure which was similarly bewildering. Shareholdings…

At this time, further matters were disseminated concerning Emanuel Künt the Haruspex of Quads & Pex down like fuckin’ Easton. In particular, Rumour painted full of tongues averred that this pampered popinjay, complaining bitterly that he was afflicted yet with the Boner’s Palsy got from touching the White Willy, and furthermore that his suit against Herod for compo in respect of this pox did not speedily progress, had concocted a…

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