Chard

…Hipster opposite Turbo Island, and yet another Somerset dipsomaniac; these being, respectively, Dee Fwend and the incorrigible hayseed Chard. Again, these two were interchangeable with others of their respective ilks, and so nothing further can meaningfully be said about them, beyond occasional animadversions to the incidental roles each plays in the evolution of the history related in this chronicle.