Tantric Fiddling
Glossary term
n. phrase /ˈtæn.trɪk ˈfɪd.lɪŋ/
Euphemism for business practices and preferred foreplay of ‘therapists’ eg Sleaze, Mr Luvvertory and Mince. Claims to open chakras; in practice, clogs plumbing. Typically performed beside a gimp.