Kleenex
Artefact
Disposable tissue pressed into forensic and emetic service after the Phantom Crapper exceeds himself.
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…fatly glared at me, and but grudgingly acceded to my stuttering and blushing request for a box of Kleenex. Thus equipped, I returned to the scene of Mr Petoman’s final outrage. The matter proved to be somewhat liquescent underneath the veneering of crust, and so it took half the contents of the box to scoop and wrap that pile so that none of it escaped. And of course my gorge…