Calculating machine

…here is disclosed, upon a nasty little veneered table and surfaced in tarnished polymer, a grubby and desiccated calculating machine. This vey promptly emerges from its slumbers and sets to a nasty winking at Mr Roger Buggery. Mr Roger Buggery, after first removing his trousers and placing them over the back of the high-backed chair occupying the space vacated by the throne of easement, seats himself and sets to a…