Certified Copy of an Entry of Marriage
Artefact
Also appears as: The crumpled paper purporting to be a CERTIFIED COPY OF AN ENTRY OF MARRIAGE
Crumpled bureaucratic bomb proving Gamina the lawful spouse of Cholmondely Handjob. Bigamy arrives in official type.
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Used by
- Lord Handjob ← named as spouse on (1 passage)
From the books (2 passages)
‘CERTIFIED COPY OF AN ENTRY OF MARRIAGE.’ Mr Roger Buggery smiles nastily to himself, narrows his nasty porcine little eyes, peers at the handwriting in the boxes, according to which Ms. Gamina Droçerpyatova is the lawfully wedded spouse of one Cholmondely Handjob, giving his profession as ‘Lord’. Mr Roger Buggery extracts from his pocket his mobile, photographs from several angles the proof of the bigamy of Lady Handjob, recrumples her…
…the amorphous pile of lurid bikinis and g-strings and cubic zirconium gewgaws and baubles. Again he happened upon the crumpled paper purporting to be a CERTIFIED COPY OF AN ENTRY OF MARRIAGE which, as previously and every bit as purposelessly, he proceeded to photograph from several angles. Having to all appearances performed this office to his satisfaction, he recommenced rummaging through the amorphous pile of lurid bikinis and g-strings and…