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Hellevant’s Voot

Artefact

n. phrase /ˈhɛl.ə.vənts vuːt/

Umbrella stand of uncertain vocation: urinal, reliquary, altar or all three in succession. Hellevant’s Voot rewards misuse of both furniture and certainty.

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