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Ageing Hippus

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Also appears as: Ageing Hippus the yoga god, Hippus

Snake-hipped middle-aged yoga god of Pex ‘n’ Quads. Dispenses stretching, gnomic bulletins and intermittent enlightenment until even revolution finds a use for him.

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From the books (5 passages)

…that is to say diminished third, continued to attend the disgusting stretching classes given in the salon by ageing Hippus the yoga god, where he communicated in his treble voice a series of bulletins regarding the declining health of Mrs Eartha Mather-Steiner, these intelligences being taken up and more widely disseminated by the Chorus, by now comprising mainly Asian tobacconists and women who shopped in Argos. It seemed that the…

…And then we grew bored and dispersed, and returned to our ordinary lives. I heard later from Ageing Hippus the yoga god that all three had succumbed to radiation sickness, which did not surprise me seeing as they must all have been exposed in common to whatever corrosive Colloid had prepared for 21. Later still, Peggy told us that 18 (natural organic) had been rescued from the dying room in…

…This brace of matrons shared certain habits, both being participant in the orientalist stretching mumbo jumbo purveyed by Ageing Hippus the yoga god, as well as the fine-dining which was to be experienced in various establishments dotted around St Nicks Market and the Harbourside, and were therefore much in each other's company.

I could not help noticing that something similar might be said of Ageing Hippus the yoga god. Indeed, it will be recalled that he had himself already intimated something to this effect. Whatever the case, at the next mezzanine/penthouse Salem, we two seemed to be the only participants who felt this cheer. A much diminished and very sorry little gathering it was, now that twenty-five out of the projected thirty-nine…

…most part in the lightly-muscled arms of her instructor in the fell art of embarrassingly frank stretching, viz. Ageing Hippus the yoga god. Withal, like many others of his persuasion, that svengali had a predilection for junior portions, preferring to consort with maidens and damsels of tenderer years than Agape Wydon could pretend to, much though that dame was praised high and low for the sedulous application with which she…

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