Camera phone
Artefact
Pocket evidential apparatus. Deployed against Marshall Petoman’s bottom with the usual technological disappointment.
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From the books (1 passage)
…As the appointed day approached, I kept close by Mr Petoman, camera phone primed and ready, thinking to film him in the act of … er … squatting and grunting out onto the stairwell one of those reeking chocolate wursts of his. Mr Petoman, being all too cognisant of my attentions, was able in those final days to master that most base impulse of his, and so I did not…