Where to begin dissecting Russell Brand?
The matted rugÔÇÖs quite DaÔÇÖesh Caliphate.
Ditto the beard. The overactive glans
in God knows what kind of infectious state.
Creeping towards belated middle age,
the weeping winkie of this Peter Pan
has petered out, beset by phallophage.
May God have mercy on the ghastly man,
who canÔÇÖt afford to put sleeves on his shirts.
Lo! On his mattress stuffed with last yearÔÇÖs pranks
this yahoo reeking worse than his own dirt
unglues his Bookywook and limply wanks.
He says he wants a revolution. Well,
heÔÇÖll need a lot of antiseptic gel.
From: Sonnets, Mostly Bristolian
Published in: Richard Craven's Blog